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So this is where I pour my heart out and explain to you how I’m a product of divorce and public education and how mass media has corrupted me with all their nudity and violence along with late night infomercials brain washing me into buying cheap products. Telemarkerters that drove me to the boiling point with calls during dinner about stupid surveys or central air conditioning. The dog next door that is telling me to do bad things. My mind is wondering all over the place due to the bright lights in the big city and you want me to sum all this up in a few short lines of cold black text...get off my back...I can’t take this pressure!!!
Listen, here it is alright. First of all, the telephone is one of the greatest inventions of all time with endless possibilities. With that said, I think it’s extremely funny to push people until they snap! The telephone allows me this luxury and no matter where I find myself there is always a phone within walking distance. I amuse myself and that’s the only thing that matters...that’s what life’s all about anyway. What else should I do with everything I’ve acquired from the many self help, sales, communication, hypnotism and secrets of the subconscious mind literature I’ve read?
It is my thought that by weaving together my love of the telephone and my passion for short term relationships that the results would offer countless hours of listening pleasure. You be the judge.
What does it really matter anyway? Honestly I’m not quite sure as to why I even made this page. You want something you can take away from all this? Questioning everything, use common sense and never take things to seriously. You control the phone, not the other way around. Learn to laugh whatever the circumstance and you’ll know a happy life.
Now “show me that smile, oh show me that smile...don’t waste another minute on your crying...were no where near the end...the best is ready to begin!” - Inspirational song property of the TV show “Growing Pains”.
Make the ringing STOP!!!
Bobby Pyn
RADIO SHOWS THAT ARE TO BLAME...they force me to prank call them.
Phil Hendrie
Art Bell / George Noory
Mother Love
Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Ernie Brown
Mr. KFI / Mr. KABC
Bill Handle - Handle on the law
Since you had to read all that crap here's some more prank calls to lilsten to.
Play some PacMan then listen to more prank calls!
SHOW YOUR PHONE PRIDE!
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